The first thing we did was open ALL the doors and windows, after the high-grade mind numbing smell of the air freshener wore off we enjoyed the damp musty aroma of MOLD and Mildew. The lower level bunk room was disgusting and uninhabitable. Closets were filled with owners random junk but at least the closets smelled too. There was a rug hiding a hole in the floor that one of our guests tripped in, because, yea, she couldn’t see the Hole! There are NOT 2 fully equipped kitchens, there is barely even ONE kitchen. Pots and pans are missing handles, lids and knobs, Teflon is significantly scratched, pans should be tossed. Did I mention there was MOLD? No Keurig. 8 dining chairs 2 were broken. Basically no hand soap, majority of towels are rags. Toilets are loose and rock back and forth. The Grill was old and worn, which really Didn’t matter because there was NO PROPANE PROVIDED, owner suggested refilling at dollar store. Carpet was filthy, stained and disgusting, we wore shoes inside all the time. Blinds, shades, curtains, old ripped and dirty. Windows were not cleaned. On the plus side, at least there was a pencil sharpener in the garage.
We had collectively flown in or drove from various distances. (although2 guests slept elsewhere) we stayed because we had Labor Day weekend planned out on this Lake. Jet skis, pontoon boat, poker run. Nothing else was Available on such short notice. This Place should NOT be listed ANYWHERE as a rental.