The master bedroom bed has a Full sized mattress, NOT a Queen!
The grass was 6-8 inches high and remained uncut the entire 2 WEEKS we were there (Only 2 rainy days during our stay.)
We got out of the car and were SWARMED by mosquitos! We ran for the screen porch. The screens in the dirty, TINY screen porch are full of holes and some of the screens are torn away from the frame. No one would ever want to sit on the flattened, moldy seat cushions.
The washing machine was jammed full of stinky, sour laundry.
One smoke detector was dangling from a wire and a second one was completely missing from it's base.
The WIFI instructions from EVOLVE were wrong. We called the contact number and a guy named Steve helped us.
We told Steve about the laundry, washed-out driveway, smoke detectors, and grass. He got someone to out the next day to deal with 3 of those things. The only reason we're giving 2 stars instead of one is b/c Steve was so responsive.
My hair dryer tripped the circuit breakers no matter which outlet I used.
We killed carpenter ants inside the house the entire time we were there.
Several windows have broken glass. Broken storm windows and screens have holes. Dirty, broken mini blinds in bedrooms. No curtains or blinds anywhere else.
We invited a friend to visit us. She called from the road and said, "I'm at the address you gave me but this can't be right, this place is pretty run down." That said it all.
Might be better in winter.