Woke up to the sounds of a fun little domestic dispute (could basically hear the whole thing) so I bolted. The property owner refuses to refund me for at least 2 out of the 3 nights that I booked (I guess they are broke and need the money).
The property is dingy and falling apart, the bathroom has the vibrant undertones of mold and dank with every tile in the bathroom caked in soap scum. I'm neither a germaphobe nor a neat-freak by any means, and I've stayed in plenty of barracks rooms and some ramshackle hovels overseas, but this place was just dirty and not cared for.
Good luck getting your bags through the rear entry as the door swings the wrong direction which is probably a fire hazard. They'll ask you to "make sure the gate is latched" (because this is obviously a known problem for them) so their dogs don't get out, but you'll struggle to get it latched and even if you do it's hanging on by a thread, so if the wind blows it'll go.
And then, even when you do manage to fall asleep, after hearing the dogs scurry across the floor all night, jumping off the bed (and these are not tiny dogs), the two homeowners pounding their feet right above you, coughing all night long, etc., you'll get to awake at 7:45 to the sounds of argument and eventually the front door slamming. Seriously, just go anywhere else. These people run a janky operation and don't care about their property or their guests.